Turkey

My neighbor whom I have grown very close to has recently had a heart attack and is in the hospital awaiting bypass surgery. He remains in good spirits however. When asked how the food was at the hospital he replied, "It's terrible. I had this turkey dinner last night that I could barely even finish." A nearby nurse who overheard this said, "Did you say that the turkey was bad last night?" Bill replied with the affirmative. She went on, "That was not turkey, that was pork." When recounting the story he said, "That's how dry it was, I thought I was eating turkey."

I'm thinking about you this morning Bill, and hope all is well--especially the food.