A One Sided Phone Conversation (feel free to pause for dramatic effect)

eeello...

mmmhey baby...

What?

A toothpick?

Well now how did that happen?

A toothpick...

Well what was it doing in her room?

Is that why she was limping?

I knew something wasn't right, 'member I told you last night...

Alright, I'll talk to ya later...

mmmbye baby...