Either Or

Marry and you will regret it. Do not marry and you will also regret it. Whether you marry or you do not marry, you will regret it either way.

Laugh at the stupidities of the world and you will regret it. Weep over them and you will also regret it. Whether you laugh at the stupidities of the world or weep over them, you will regret it either way.

Hang yourself and you will regret. Do not hang yourself and you will also regret it. Whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret it either way. This gentlemen is the quintessence of all the wisdom of life.

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