"Tonight on the six o'clock news: stories that will make you wish you were dead."
-Gas prices are once again hitting a record high leaving consumers frustrated and helpless.
-A teenage mother leaves her baby in a dumpster, family members claim bi-polar disorder.
-A man is on the loose sexually assaulting and killing elderly women.
-Gas prices are once again hitting a record high, higher that five minutes ago.
-Constant rainfall is flooding states in the midwest leaving thousands stranded, global warming is blamed.
-Record high temperatures are plaguing the east coast as residents try to keep cool, global warming seems to be the culprit.
-A man who was shopping with his family was stabbed twice in broad daylight at the mall. No suspects found.
-On a lighter note: the new iPhone was released today, which...no one can afford due to record high gas prices that...just went up again.
"Have a good night."
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