Limericks!

In honor of Saint Patrick's Day, I thought I'd pass out a few Limericks.

At the window I stare out yonder,

As I sit in me chair and ponder,

How much work should be done,

Though not half so much fun,

As letting my mind just wander.

A day which comes but once a year,

Gives an Irishman reason to cheer,

With Saint Patrick as host,

We'll all raise a toast,

And drink down our pints of green beer.

There once was a brewer McMahan,

Who scoffed at beer from a can,

They called him beer snob,

But he claims he'd been robbed,

Once he tried beer made by hand.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!