Friday, August 29, 2008

Memo From an Evil Overlord

MEMORANDUM:


To all Imperial Fleet employees:

This is just a reminder of the upcoming annual Imperial Picnic. Families are more than welcome to attend. Main courses will be provided and all are encouraged to bring a side dish and/or dessert. We will, as we have in the past, be giving out awards to winners of the Storm Trooper of the Year, the Jango Fett look-a-like contest, and also the "Who Can Take More Than One Glancing Laser Blast" award. In addition, we have added a new Father/Son Ewok tossing competition. A special appearance and oration from the Emperor will take place to cap off the evening.

I look forward to seeing you all in the Death Star commons area on Sunday. May the Force be with you.


Regards,


D. Vader
Dark Lord of the Sith

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