Dear Mr. Vader-
I regret to inform you that we will not be approving your application for a first time home buyer's loan. Your unemployment has raised some legitimate concerns about your ability to make the regular payments. Also, we noted in your credit file that you recently defaulted on your last loan of 1 billion Imperial Credits for the construction of your Death Star. Apparently you were unable to recover financially after your son blew it up and you killed the emperor, your cosigner on the loan. Furthermore, no evidence has been shown that you have overcome this setback.
We realize it may be hard to find employment with the current state of the economy, and see from your records that you have been applying for various positions. We would be happy to revisit your application once you have found a steady source of income.
On that note, I have attached for your consideration an application for a bank security position. I found your presence to be very intimidating and perception especially sharp. Let me know your level of interest and we may be able to work you into an interview in the near future.
Thank you for your interest in First Union National State Bank of America.
Lucas George Sr.
President, FUNSBA
886-935-2455
lgeorge@funsba.com
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